June 11, 2009 Bottom Feeder Contest

Slightly damaged – that’s why you get it for free!

“Fine!” I yelled as I was thrown from the blinking cacophonous disco nightmare that was the casino. “I don’t need you, I don’t need any of you!”

One teeny tiny victory dance at the baccarat table and they turn on you like a gallon of mayonnaise left to sit in the sun for a week. True, my victory dance had involved fire and a quartet of trained ferrets, but I digress.

I made my way back to my powder blue stanza and popped open the trunk to find what I needed. One cardboard sign crudely lettered with the word “Casino Dave’s”, and of course, my secret weapon.

I lifted the locked ribbed aluminum case out of the trunk, and set it gingerly on the ground. “Easy there Dave.”, I said to myself.

I popped it open with one of the two keys it came with. I always had one on me, and one stuck to the left rear wheelwell, just in case.

There it was. Five hundred scintillating casino chips. Two decks of casino-sized playing cards. A dealer button. And for later when it came time to play a little high stakes Yahtzee, five good old fashioned six sided dice.

Oh yeah. It was go time.

I shouted into the still air of the parking structure:

“Who wants to get down and dirty for some baccarat at Casino Dave’s Carpark Casino? Free ferret with every win!”

This was written by djsparkydog!