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Big TANGA.COM contest!
We used up most of our marketing budget hiring lithuanian skywriters. Only problem was only .007% of americans can read and understand lithuanian…
So we have $40.00 left.
We are having a contest. We will be giving away the last $40.00.
You need to make a big TANGA.COM and display it publicly. This is our only hope. People will see your big TANGA.COM and then visit us and buy lots of back scratchers and nose buffers and then we’ll have enough money to go back to a more traditional marketing strategy.
And of course you have to document it and attach a picture or video of it to a comment in this thread.
We will pick 3 finalists and one winner. The winner gets a $20.00 Tanga gift certificate. The other two finalists get $10.00. EVERYONE gets to make a big TANGA.COM!
We were thinking of explaining what exactly we mean by “Make a big TANGA.COM!” and then we realized we weren’t sure ourselves.
So go for it! (Deadline for submissions is St. Gertrude’s day and we’re still doing the research on that.)
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Hope this turns out better than the Adult Swim marketing campaign in Boston
I have no idea what you're on, man, but if it's legal you should definitely be selling it on Tanga.
I am going outside right this minute so I can display my big TANGA.COM publicly. If I don't get arrested by the University police, I shall look forward to receiving a gift certificate.
(Maybe I can even use it to buy something Lithuanian, if those skywriters have any funky post-Soviet games or tschotchkes they could give you to sell.)
According to Wikipedia, the Feast of St. Gertrude is March 17. Is that when this contest ends?
Thanks! Yes, we will accept entries until March 17. Remember, we need actual photos of your large TANGA.COM in a public place.
To get back at those Lithuanians for taking most of your marketing budget like that, I decided to take part of their land for displaying my big TANGA.COM. You can find it at 54.92N, 23.70E. Here's the picture...
I can't believe there haven't been ANY entries on this yet...
(And just in case it scared anyone off from even trying, my "entry" above was a Photoshop fake... though that is an actual field in Lithuania.)
[8] I am shocked, SHOCKED! I say. I never expected such skulduggery from an esteemed moderator. I have been checking every day, waiting for the picture of the field to be updated in Google Earth.
Sooooooo disappointed :(
[9] I notice that you deleted your purported submission in [1] before posting [9]. And here I'd been continually checking the site below in anticipation of your grand achievement. So disappointed!
http://www.ellisisland.org/TorchCam/Statue.asp#
[10] LakeLivin 1
Sykottik 0
[10][11] *laugh* I remember that one.
Lemme know when you do Estonian skywriting....