"Who would you call, Mister Anderson, when you can not speak?"

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Agent Smith, The Matrix

EDIT - Text of video puzzle
Steph - Hi everybody, its Steph Frolin here, that’s “Steve” with a ph for all of you calling me
“Steff.” the wife and I are here just trying to figure out where to go on summer vacation. Allright
sweetie, idea number one: the family photo in Pittsburgh.

Feather - Didn’t we see those people last year?

Steph - We did. Next idea: five days in the North Pole hunting Rudolph...

Feather - Sounds VERY cold

Steph - What would you think of two days in London, we can get a picture by a red telephone
booth?

Feather - Sounds like a long way to go to make a telephone call.

Steph - Can we try two weeks in Kenya hunting elephants?

Feather - You know I’m allergic.

Steph - You are allergic, I’m sorry sweetie. Ah! I’ve got us discount golfing in Virginia, only
seven holes.

Feather - GOLFING?

Steph - OK, you’re not a golfing fan. Why not fourth row seats, in Seattle, DEF LEOPARD!

Feather - Fourth row for Def Leopard?

Steph - Fourth row.

Feather - Eh...

Steph - Did you know that one of the seven hills of San Francisco is Telegraph Hill?

Feather - I think there’s more than seven

Steph - I’m pretty sure it’s seven

Feather - Seven? OK...

Steph - We can go ice fishing in Fargo, but we’re going to need 4 wheel drive.

Feather - Ice fishing in the summer? I don’t think so.

Steph - You said no to Def Leopard, what about third row seats to the Philadelphia
Philharmonic?

Feather - Boring...

Steph - Pharoah’s tomb is on tour. Six days in New Mexico.

Feather - Been there, done that.

Steph - Well where do you want to go?

Feather - You know where I want to go.

Steph - Tanga, help me out, where does my wife want to go on summer vacation?

"Mr. Anderson! Don't think that I don't know that this assignment scares the hell out of you most!"

John Keating, Dead Poet's Society

“You know what scares me the most? When I can't fight it anymore, when it takes over, when I totally lose control, I like it.”

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Bruce Banner, Hulk (2003)

Yeah, I changed my quote so it would be more coherent, even though I liked the other better. :)

"I'm scared of water."
"No no no. Don't worry, the fall will kill you first."
-Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast"

-Carl Denham, King Kong (1933)

"It's a big pretty plane with curtains in the windows and wheels...it looks like a big tylenol!"

-Johnny, Airplane

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Captain Oveur, Airplane

"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly."

-Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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Never thought I'd be quoting from that series. It was either that or Gladiator. I went with the funny.

"Here's looking at you, kid."

-Rick Blaine, Casablanca (1942)

(Playing off one of Casablanca's other lines:)

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

-Vincent, Pulp Fiction

Kate Jerome: And get a quarter of a pound of butter.
Eugene Jerome: I bought a quarter pound of butter this morning. Why don't you buy a half pound at a time?
Kate Jerome: And suppose the house burned down this afternoon? Why do I need an extra quarter pound of butter?
Eugene Jerome: If my mom taught logic in high school, this would be some weird country.

-Brighton Beach Memoirs

"I find it poor logic to say that women should vote because they are good. Men do not vote because they are good; they vote because they are male, and women should vote, not because we are angels and men are animals, but because we are human beings and citizens of this country."

Jo March, Little Women

And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round.

Summer, Napolean Dynamite

Barry: How do you know this is even related? You did a lot of things last summer.
Julie: Yeah, well, only one murder comes to mind.

I Know What You Did Last Summer

and [9] thanks for the correction - I didn't check it first!

Summer lovin', had me a blast
Summer lovin', happened so fast
I met a girl, crazy for me
I met a boy, cute as can be
Summer days driftin' away
To oh those summer nights

Danny and Sandy, Grease

"The guy's either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin', 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor. Okay? So what's it gonna be?"

Evan AKA McLovin' from Superbad

A fake ID works better than a Guy Fawkes mask

Hammond, V for Vendetta

Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.

The Mask, in The Mask

Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.

V for Vendetta
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ha! I was posting for [19] but it's appropriate for [20] too!
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More Appropriate to [20] so we don't step backwards:
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I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed...

Emery: "Rose Red"

what we've got here is failure to communicate

captain, cool hand luke

"Multiphasic transmissions, and now a message coming in from the Federation."

-- Uhura, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

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btw Steph - a really fun discussion - Thanks!

E.T., phone home

from E.T.

"The call is coming from inside the house"

-- When a Stranger Calls (1979) parodied in Scream (1996)
(I never saw either, but thought I heard that quote on the trailer for the latter. Couldn't find it in imdb.com though.)

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!

Jackie Rabinowitz/Al Jolson, The Jazz Singer

Oh, shucks, Napoleon. That ain't nothin' more but a little ol' cricket bug.

Lafayette, The Aristocats (1970)

Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.

King Arthur, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

in response to [30] :)

Striker: "Surely you can't be serious!"
Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

- Airplane

(I've been waiting to work that one in!)

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to be a cage fighter.

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Kip, Napoleon Dynamite

Edit: Dang you guys are fast! This was in response to [27]...

On the good ship lollipop
Its a sweet trip to a candy shop
Where bon-bons play
On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay

Shirley Temple "Bright Eyes" 1934

(in response to [29] - and I think that ends the previous time warp)

Willard Decker: Admiral, this is an almost totally new Enterprise. You don't know her a tenth as well as I do.

James T. Kirk: That's why you're staying aboard. I'm sorry, Will.

Willard Decker: No, Admiral, I don't think you're sorry. Not one damn bit. I remember when you recommended me for this command. You told me how envious you were and how much you hoped you'd find a way to get a starship command again. Well, sir, it looks like you found a way.

James T. Kirk: Report to the bridge, Commander, immediately.

Willard Decker: Aye, sir.

James T. Kirk: [to Spock] Aren't you dead?

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

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Yes, I'm a Trekkie, so sue me!

Robot: That does not compute.

Lost in Space

Robert Conway: I think I'm going to like it here.

Lost Horizon
Ronald Colman as Robert Conway

"Now, bring me that horizon."

Capt Jack Sparrow

Why is the rum always gone?!

Capt. Jack Sparrow, POTC2

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aside

this is really hard to keep up with!!!
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[38] I just mentioned that and now have to edit again...HA! An unforeseen complication

[39] Your edit took my quote WAAAY out of context lol.

"Oh, it's just a little sparrow."

Roman: "The Great Outdoors" - 1988
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in response to [37] which I think was the last one in the real line

Cerdic: "You come to beg a truce, Roman, you should be on your knees."
Arthur: "I came to see your face so that I alone may find you on the battlefield. And it will be good of you to mark my face, Saxon, for the next time you see it, it will be the last thing you see on this earth."

King Arthur

Judah Ben-Hur: When the Romans were marching me to the galleys, thirst had nearly killed me. A man gave me water to drink, and I went on living. I should have done better if I'd poured it into the sand!

Balthasar: No.

Judah Ben-Hur: I'm thirsty still.

Ben Hur

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.

Marc Antony: Julius Caesar

Hello - there is news from Egypt, Ptolemy is trying to usurp Cleopatra.

Mark Antony: Carry on Cleo (1964)

Colonel Jack O'Neil: Give my regards to King Tut, a$$&*!#.

Stargate (the movie)

Tut, tut! Remember your place.

General de Villafranc: Kiss Me Again (1931)

There's no place like home.

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Come on, someone had to do it...
Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz

"Hang on to something Dorothy, because Kansas is going bye bye."

Cypher, The Matrix

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"

Dorothy
Wizard of Oz

edit: nice recovery steph!

Jo: [cow flies by in the storm] Cow.
[cow flies by in the storm]

Jo: 'Nother cow.

Bill: Actually I think that was the same one.

Twister

Melissa: I gotta go Julia, we got cows.

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Must be puzzled heifers!

Fine. Give birth to me, but you are not my mother.

Melissa Wilder: "Camp Wilder" (1992)

"Yippie-ki-yay, mother#*&(@!"

Die Hard

[as the lady cat awaits for a kiss] Ladies and gentlemen. I don't belong in this picture... but I can't pass up an opportunity like this! [kisses cat] Yahoo! Yippie!

Dog: Gruesome Twosome, A (1945)

skip to [59]

"We belong dead"

The Monster
Frankenstein

"Put the candle back!"

Young Frankenstein

Oh, sorry FRONKenshtein

Principal Vernon: "Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns!"

The Breakfast Club

Crash Davis: I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Bull Durham

There was a plane CRASH off the coast of the Isle of Wight in England. Meghan and Sebastian were among the passengers on the plane. There were no survivors.

Coach Artie Gunnerson: "15/Love" (2004)
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now go to [56] and after [58] skip to [61]

From [58]

He was wracked with confusion. For the first time in his life, he understood the true meaning of the expressions "horns of a dilemma" and "between a rock and a hard place" - although the concept of "paying through the nose" had always tormented him. How does the money get in the nose in the first place? Once in, is it pulled out by hand, or is a sneeze involved? And who would accept such a transaction? Burning questions all, but he had bigger fish to fry

Adam Shipley: Alex & Emma (2003)

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Phew! another time warp! untwisted

Gesundheit.

Gabey: On the Town (1949)

I knew you'd come back. They all come back.

Brunhilde Esterhazy: Gabey: On the Town (1949)

"Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave."

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity

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A bit long I know, but one of my favorites

You're gonna need a bigger boat

Martin Brody, Jaws

"Titanic. Titanic had a sad ending."

Bert: The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland(1999)

"Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers and me."

Kermit The Muppet Movie

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[68] Posted prior to my re-edit. HA!

Ichigo... I hate rain. It rains in here, too. When you are moody, it becomes cloudy. When you are sad, the rain comes down.

Zangetsu: "Bleach" (2004)

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aargh waiting for steph's "...." to clear...
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And the crowd went wild (roar)
Steph chooses the perfect quote so I dont' have to change mine...
Well done!

edit 3 - edits 1 and 2 posted before steph's "HA" edit

Wash: This is gonna get pretty interesting.
Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Wash"[deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

Serenity
Reference to all the confusion above :)

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"

Hardy in Sons of the Desert

That's alright, Laurey baby. You can't forget, just don't try to. Oh, lots of things happen to folks. Sickness or being poor and hungry, being old and a feared to die. That's the way it is, cradle to grave, and you can stand it. There's just one way: you gotta be hardy. You gotta be. You can't deserve the sweet and tender in life unless'n you're tough.

Aunt Eller: Oklahoma! (1999)

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

Andy Dufresne, Shawshank Redemption

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Thanks lead for the link to the proper spelling, trying to get lines in so fast...nice edit in [71] for the match and set!

Andy Dufresne: You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific?
Red: No.
Andy Dufresne: They say it has no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory.

Shawshank Redemption

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you're welcome!
headed home now - will check back in later to catch up!
(thanks for noticing the match I made - I was pretty proud of it myself!)

Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

Det. Summerset (Morgan Freeman), Seven

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

Dr. Strangelove

"I am a free man, Lickspittle, and there's nothing you can do about it. I am the only free man on this train. The rest of you are cattle!"

Amourski, Doctor Zhivago

"Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"

-William Wallace, Braveheart

"That's it Gromit, we'll go where theres CHEEEEEESE!"

Wallace, Wallace and Gromit A Grand Day Out

Drew Carey: Hey, don't waste cheese. If you're going to waste food, throw a vegetable

Drew Carey Show

Lucy: So what should I do?
Jerry: Pull the plug.
Lucy: You're sick.
Jerry: I'm sick? You're cheating on a vegetable.

-While You Were Sleeping

Norman: "I would be happy if Jerry had no emotions whatsoever. Because the thing of it is once you go down that road... here's Jerry, an emotional being cooped up for 300 years with no one to talk to... none of the socialization, the emotional growth that comes from contact with other emotional beings..."
Harry: "So...?"
Norman: "What happens if Jerry gets mad?"

Sphere

Well don't thank Jesus, thank Jerry Lee Lewis.

Jerry Lee: Great Balls of Fire! (1989)

You've really got balls on your mind tonight.

Fareed Zakaria: "The Colbert Report" (2005)

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Brisco County Jr.: Never look too deep into the mind of a lawyer.

Adventures of Brisco County Jr

Dixie Cousins: Brisco, put me down!
Brisco County Jr.: Alright, you look bad in a wig and you were too easy to find.

Adventures of Brisco County Jr.

Honey, you just got real ugly.

Ash, Army of Darkness

U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You ugly!

-Wildcats

When an alibi is full of bourbon, sir, it can't stand up.
--Strangers on a Train

This guy is the worst burglar I've ever seen. He's drunk.

Off. Doug Penhall: "21 Jump Street" (1987)

What's he do, nibble your bum?

--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Put down and piss off!"

Ensemble (In drawers) The Full Monty

George: 15 kilos of cocaine? That's nothing. I piss 15 kilos.

# Blow (2001)

Hey Jenny, don't worry about me. We got coffee and cocaine here. We're gonna get wired and have a big party.

Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop

Gloria: Would you like to come up for...coffee?

Andy: I don't drink coffee.

Gloria: I haven't got any.

--Brassed Off

I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon.

L.A. Story

"Give me a spoonful of milk, a raw pigeon's egg, and four houseflies. If you can't catch any, I'll settle for a cockroach."

Muggsy, The Lady Eve

"I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that f*@!ed-up bar."

Jay, Dogma

I've been looking forward to this moment for a long time.

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Greedo, Star Wars, Episode IV (1977)

Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!

Darth Vader: No. *I* am your father.

Luke: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!

Darth Vader: Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!

Luke: [anguished] No! No!

Star Wars, Episode V

Han Solo: Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.

Princess Leia: I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for anyone to leave the system until
they've activated the energy shield.

Han Solo: That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.

Princess Leia: I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.

[Chewbacca laughs]

Han Solo: Laugh it up, fuzzball.

Episode V (again...sorry, couldn't resist)