A generation ago, a great war raged among the Alfar, Humans, Gremlins, Ogres, Serpids and 12 year old boys with neck acne. Each of these peoples fielded armies, using their war machines, and Oxyclear, to tear through enemy units until a rival war machine could come forward to duel the invading machine. This war – the Great War – was long and costly for us all, but not as costly as it is for the makers of Racer Knights who need to liquidate a bunch of their display cases which contains 35 (THIRTY FIVE!) foil packets of Racer Knights!

Enter the arena to race for glory… Choose your Racer Knight from the five species attending Falconus Academy. Choose an elegant alfar, a mad gremlin, a brutish ogre, a human wizard, a cunning serpid or a thin white dude who’s skin has never witnessed the sun. Build your racer from a wide variety of engines, weapons, and more. Seize the win by completing the race first, or pummel your competitors so you’re the last Racer Knight on the track. And the crowd goes wild as the acne-prone 12 year old does the “running man” dance in response to his triumphant win over his enemies! YAHHHH!!!!