One Word Wonder

Ummmm...yeah....

Got the first part but it's leading me to a place I can't figure out.

Edit: I'm hoping it ties into something else in the graphic, but I can't make it work.

I'm right there with you [2]

[2] and [3] ditto...

NM, just kept trying possibilities til one clicked... but I have NO idea why!

# It took you 5 minutes and 23 seconds to solve this puzzle.
# You were the 1st Tanga member to solve this puzzle.
# Average solve time: 5 minutes and 23 seconds.
# Median solve time: 5 minutes and 23 seconds.

[5] How 'bout a little nudge? A grain of salt?

[5] Yes, salt please. BTW, did you get 1 point or 2 for this one?

I've got a strange sentence that could lead to a few answers...

[7] I got 1 point :(

For the answer, think of a specific location within the destination. It took me 1652 steps to get it right...

[9] Well, I've tried at least 1/2 that number...with no luck yet.

[9] Merci beaucoup.

Edit: Wow, 2nd.

Like everyone else, I'm stuck with the strange sentence. It seems like the numbers would have to come into play somehow.

Edit: They do! I finally got it.

[13] I would say the fourth clue should have yielded a different, more useful, word, but I'd just be babeling.

Edit: [12] I finally figured out how that worked.

[14] Yes, it was a lot of work for one point.

Edit: [16] Are you sure? My points went up only four. I was definitely credited with only 1 point for this one.

OK, that was a lot of work for 1 point.

Edit my points went up 5 today. I must have gotten 2 for this.

Geeze...8th. That was really hard!!!! Stupid thing is...I HAD the answer..1/2 hr ago, but entered the long form. Ugh.

this was worth more then one point.

helps to get the last word correct so you don't go off on a tangent like I did! URG....

I got two points. This is a second parter using the numbers to get the last word

[16], [20] That's not fair! The first people to solve the puzzle (eldurand was 1st, jmcintyre was 2nd, I was 3rd, ...) got only 1 point. But later solvers got 2 points? FOUL!

[21] et al... I got only one point. But I'm content with the fame and fortune of being second... ok, maybe not. :)

Good (though tough) puzzle. Interesting last step.

Is weird spelled wrong on purpose, or should I pursue that angle?

I must be doing something wrong. I've ended up with an anagram of "chown."

[25] You're doing the right thing. Just do it on the anagrammed words instead.

[9] That was a HUGE clue. Felt a little guilty googling it. :) But at least I got my two points.

ditto [27]

i cannot figure out the last clue for ANYTHING.

i came up with forschner knives from switzerland. lol.

Is the misspelling of weird intentional?

[30] No, sorry, the letters are still there anyway.

And I would've been here when it came up, but there was a double feature of Blazzing Saddles and Ghostbusters at the Grindhouse.

Wow - this puzzle is like a poster child for a good time to do PNG instead of JPEG...

That was...kind of dumb. A whole lot of red herrings ("festive beauty"?)--and what's with the fourth word, anyway?

[33] After following directions, to get the 4th word of the clue, move the first letter to the second K.

I found this one tricky to get started too...

[35] Sorry, I reworded it to give clearer directions after testing on a guinea pig. They got it the after rereading, and I tried hard not to involve duplicates too much.