Squirrels:
Rats with tails - 23%
Stewards of the land - 4%
Park menaces - 4%
Nutty - 27%
Incredible high-wire talents - 30%
Roadkill in the making - 9%

Your Answer: Nutty

By: robrizob's Avatar robrizob | Total Votes: 169
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Around here they're apparently agile cat toys.

fun to shoot with an airsoft gun... it hits them and they don't like it, yet they keep coming back for more about 5 minutes later.. its hilarious

Rats with tails? what kind of crazy no-tail rats do you have where you live? :)

The dogs always have to go outside and check the perimeter and make no squirrels have snuck into the back yard.

What [1] said.

We used to have a cat that would catch and eat them.

birdseed eating machines

wait til one comes down the chimney and you gotta get it outta there with it getting loose in the house... that's fun!

We have several that we have named and that will eat from our hands and one that will sit in my lap (ONLY outside they would not make good pets). They may be rodents like the rat is but what is wrong with that?

Damn, dirty, rotten, son of a ...sorry, can you tell I don't like them? Eat hundreds of tulips, shred lily bulbs because they AREN'T tulips, dig up daffodils for the same reasons, chase the birds away from the feeder...

HA! This reminds of a shirt my friend has. On the shirt there is a squirrel and underneath it, it says
"Mother Natures Speed Bump"
Truly I don't have anything against squirrels, I actually think there kinda cute!

I like squirrels, but that's probably because I don't have any flowers... [9]

When we first bought our house, we had a real squirrely problem. The previous owner used to feed them her leftover dinner and they decided to chew through the front of the house and move into the attic after we bought the home. Apparently they were upset at not getting their dinner from the new owners! We had the hole repaired and then they chewed right through that!! Nasty little buggers...Finally, we got rid of them but it was not an easy task.

I sweat the damned things like to play chicken. I've seen 'em on the side of the road sitting, watching, waiting... Ok, NOW! And sprint out into the road.

Thump, thump.

Flippin' morons.

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