Profile: tekturtle

I am a carbon based life-form that sustains itself through the oxidation and chemical decomposition of pieces of other carbon based life-forms. Some of my favorite carbon based life-forms to ingest are Gallus gallus domesticus, Bovinae Bos primigenius, and Arachis hypogaea (especially when treated with heat and the monosaccharide-based gel produced by Apis mellifera). I enjoy bi- and quad-wheeled internal combustion powered vehicles, coordinating the activities of complex binary computational devices, and the translation of pictorial objects and/or alpha-numeric characters into an internal representation of another life-form's narrative ideas. Oh, and Mt. Dew.