Profile: throom

I was born at a very early age just outside of Wedlock. I don't mind saying that I was a genius. At the age of eight I could change my own diaper. As a young man I worked at an orange juice plant but left because I couldn't concentrate. I went to school to become a time dilation expert but the hours were too long so now I hold my own as a sperm donor. (apologies to Brother Theodore and the ghost of Vaudville)