Swanny was once emperor of the Roman Empire. After tiring of this pursuit he left, and it fell. He went on to become an archaeologist and then a rather successful prune juice salesman with the help of Lucille Ball. Once Lucy left to do her show Swanny spent some time in the navy, and then decided to become a prince. If you know of any nation, preferably a tropical island outside of a hurricane zone, that is in need of a prince, please let him know.
I am in need of a prince!