Who will be the first to create the Rattle-Hoofed Eelbatross, the Pacific
Duckguana Snail, or the dreaded Chipmunktopus?

Mail Order Mutants is a set-collecting card game in which 2-4 players
assume the roles of mad scientists seeking to genetically engineer bizarre
creatures to sell to rich, anonymous businessmen. The scientists scoop raw
DNA out of a shared toxic sewer to create the mutants indicated on a series
of order request cards, and then ship them to the businessmen’s private
menageries.

The scientist who is best able to scoop, splice, and slice the DNA in and
around his gestation tanks to churn out the most valuable collection of
mutants will win the game, and a retire a still-mad, but rich scientist.