Remember back in the day when you had to be invited to have Gmail? It was like a super-secret club and you had to have the super-secret invitation to even think about basking in its glory. Ahh, the memories. Nowadays, gmail.com is slowly eating up all those old aol.com, msn.com, hotmail.com, and yahoo.com email addresses as the masses shamble into the future. Welcome to the future, masses. We geeks have been here for years and by the way, we’ve snapped up all the good real estate.

The Gboard is a unique keyboard that will turbo-charge your Gmail experience. Simply plug it in via USB, flip on the keyboard shortcuts in Gmail, and you’re on your way to saving valuable time. The Gboard has buttons for 19 of the most-used functions in Gmail. Select multiple messages and star, archive, spam, or trash them. Tap to reply-all and start writing your snarky reply to your coworkers immediately. Within a couple hours, you’ll be so used to the Gboard that you’ll be able to use it without looking, saving even MORE time! What are you going to do with all that time you save? Play more video games? Knit an 8-bit inspired sweater? Interact with other human beings in the “real world?” Whatever you do, enjoy it and remember to thank us for delivering you this time-saving device!