In terms of all time greatest beards Neptune must be on the list. Just look at him. And if you don’t put him on the list, he’ll send storms or Krakens or the Cyclopes after you. He is a vengeful god, if nothing else. The Men’s Neptune Grey Wig and Beard is a costume accessory fit for a god.

Also, is it just me or does this look like a divine version of Kenny Powers? It can’t just be me. Hmmm. That gives me an idea for a costume. If you love and fear the gods of old in equal measure, then the Men’s Neptune Grey Wig and Beard is the outfit to grab.

Mens Neptune Grey Adult Roman Costume Wig And Beard

• Available in Sizes: Standard – One Size
• Item Includes: Wig
• Pictured items not included: Crown, Costume
• Material: Synthetic Fiber
• Care Instructions: Hand wash in cold water with mild shampoo – Air Dry