Tanga Monkey recommends this cotton fiber ward against those coworkers who assume that your tech support duties include working on their personal home computers free of charge, immediately. Also, it’s a great way to come off as cynical and disaffected without mustering the energy to scowl. For those of you in strict dress code offices, just wear this under your button-down and bust it open Clark-Kent-to-Superman style when somebody asks for undeserved assistance.

Please note that this is an XL shirt only!