Ah, Pi. For such an irrational number, you sure are kind. You help us do all sorts of things – like figure out the area and circumference of our pizza. And now, with the power of future technologies and combining things with other things, you will also be able to cut our pizza into pieces. You will put the “Pi” back in pizza and pieces. You will become the Pizza Pi Cutter!

Each Pizza Pi Cutter is two stainless steel blades of cutting power – all harnessed by a space-age plastic Pi. Hold it in your hand and feel the energy ripple through you. We capitalize the word Pi because we revere it as a powerful entity. We use the Pizza Pi Cutter because we like our pizza cut by mathematical symbols. We eat pizza because . . . well, because we’re hungry.