If you’re an out-of-shape caped crusader struggling to defend against weaponized, mostly mechanical sharks, then I highly recommend our Bat-Shark Repellent 26oz Aluminum Sport Bottle and the repellent contained therein!(There is absolutely no repellent contained therein. This is mostly for water, and maybe cold milk).Measuring 10" high, this aluminum, EXCLUSIVE, Batman-themed sport bottle is finished in a rich, reflective black adorned with the words “SHARK REPELLENT.” Because it’s obviously for Wayne Industries’ completely fictitious formula for repelling high-flying sea-pests!Wait, there’s more…Spinning the sport bottle ever so slightly, we notice more of the following red, bold text: “OCEANIC REPELLENT- BAT-SPRAYS.” And underneath, a very important disclaimer: “This can is 100% effective 0% of the time.”With metal screw-on cap and dangling metal clip, this parody water bottle pays a heart-warming homage to the glorious ridiculousness of TV Batman circa 1966.