Stupidest Things Ever Said Desk Calendar: Stupidest Things Ever Said Desk CalendarCelebrate a quarter century of stupidity! THE 365 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID is the perennially bestselling calendar for 25 years, with over 4.8 million copies sold. Here is a riotous round-up of politicians, entertainers, athletes, and others saying epically dumb things, collected by Ross and Kathryn Petras. Every day, a new quote to make you laugh out loud and/or facepalm. Not-quite-there expressions: I’m the oldest I’ve ever been, right now.—MMA fighter and UFC Champion Tim Sylvia. Puzzling headlines: MAN PUNCHES HIMSELF, CHARGED WITH ASSAULT —headline, Gallup Independent (New Mexico). Neighborhood watch cluelessness: I want to report either a fox or a werewolf standing on the corner. —actual call to 911Desk Calendar365 Day CalendarJumbo Rectangle GridAdhesive Binding6’’ X 5.5 ’’Observes Major HolidaysAbout Workman PublishingWorkman is a publisher of cookbooks, parenting/pregnancy guides, books on gardening, country living, and humor, as well as children’s books, gift books, fiction, and the top selling calendar line in the business. Located in the heart of New York’s Greenwich Village, in a converted printers’ building, our offices are high-energy and creative, filled with people who are passionate about what they do.