Four score and seven years and almost eight more score ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

A little more recently, the creators of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild brought forth a new business, conceived in creativity, and dedicated to the proposition that fun toys can also be intellectually and spiritually stimulating.

Yes, in many ways we feel like Lincoln, though not quite as tall. And that’s why we put such care and pride into our Abraham Lincoln Little Thinker doll. Abe stands a towering 12 inches tall and sports his trademark stovepipe hat. He’s well constructed with exacting attention to every detail.

They just don’t make Republicans like they used to. Thankfully, we do.

- Doll stands 12 inches tall