Salutations, loyal Tanganites. As your Wednesday editor, I hope to provide you with a gasp, a laugh, a challenge, and a few Tanga Points (TP) to those who are worthy. In an effort to open up the Tanga Times to a larger audience, I will gladly take suggestions (in regard to content) from anyone left in the comment section below. As for today, a small journey on the information superhighway is all I ask. The first to E-mail me the two-word final answer will get 15 TP and the runner-up will receive 5 TP. Feel free to ‘salt’ below. Enjoy!

If you’re positive who the king of the jungle is, don’t click here: Roar!

What happens when you’re late for work? Bad Boys, Bad Boys

You don’t know jack, seriously: Clueless

Across
4. It has no legs
5. Battle site
6. Armband emblem

Down
1. She has no arms
2. Tug-of-war participant?
3. Where officers are sure to behave