I know I have a slightly warped sense of humor, but the real news is often funnier than anything I can make up. For some reason after reading the following headline, in large bold type, I couldn’t stop laughing. (I guess maybe because it was McDonalds) the mental image is just too much.

Horror as woman drops dead at counter of McDonald’s… and staff ‘keep on serving burgers’

Dead woman was ‘propped up in a corner and had a napkin placed on her head’
Workers carried on serving customers until her body was removed by mortuary staff

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2179366/Staff-McDonalds-Croatia-accused-selling-burgers-customer-drops-dead-counter.html#ixzz224mGZTjC