So, this morning on the daily deals, I was amused to see the two following items right next to each other:

• A T-shirt reading, “It’s not that life is too short; it’s that it’s too full of distracting, pointless crap.”
• A subscription to “OK!” magazine, with the front-page image featuring the “Angelina & Brad WEDDING EXCLUSIVE!”

How’s that for juxtaposition? :)