We used up most of our marketing budget hiring lithuanian skywriters. Only problem was only .007% of americans can read and understand lithuanian…

So we have $40.00 left.

We are having a contest. We will be giving away the last $40.00.

You need to make a big TANGA.COM and display it publicly. This is our only hope. People will see your big TANGA.COM and then visit us and buy lots of back scratchers and nose buffers and then we’ll have enough money to go back to a more traditional marketing strategy.

And of course you have to document it and attach a picture or video of it to a comment in this thread.

We will pick 3 finalists and one winner. The winner gets a $20.00 Tanga gift certificate. The other two finalists get $10.00. EVERYONE gets to make a big TANGA.COM!

We were thinking of explaining what exactly we mean by “Make a big TANGA.COM!” and then we realized we weren’t sure ourselves.

So go for it! (Deadline for submissions is St. Gertrude’s day and we’re still doing the research on that.)