Alright, it’s story time.

Rules:
Each post should include:
> 1 sentence, to be part of the story.
> Up to 3 “square bracket links” to some numbered comment. (Note – these comments doesn’t need to exist yet. In fact, it’s more fun when they doesn’t.) (Why “up to 3?” 2 reasons. 1, it allows for a bit of a “choose your own adventure” effect. 2. If a specific comment gets pointed to by multiple other comments, it would be possible to choose a different number to escape the loop.)
> Any other commetary should be placed below some sort of divider, as to not disturb the flow of the story.