(The following could be inserted into any puzzle blog, especially ones that get feisty)

Dear solver,

Tonight’s puzzle was created by an unpaid amateur puzzler maker. They volunteered their time and effort and put together what they believed to be a good puzzle. The powers that be selected¹ this puzzle. You, the solver, have been given the opportunity to view this puzzle and attempt to solve it for free. You are under no obligation to purchase anything, nor to compensate the author in any way.

If tonight’s puzzle did not thrill you, we truly apologize for the inconvenience. Please note, spewing forth harsh word directed at the author will not refund the time you invested in attempting to solve this puzzle, nor will it garner you any “in store credit”, bonus Tanga Points, nor any other form of reimbursement. Such spewing is simply mean and unnecessary.

- Tanga Management²

¹ Any qualms with the “selection process” are not the fault of the author.

² Ghost written on behalf of Tanga Management. Should they not approve of this message, I authorize them to delete and repost with necessary corrections.