Member Since: April 2008
Bio: At the age of 5, I had already perfected my psychic abilities. By 17 I had discovered the world's energy crisis could be averted through the harvesting of belly button lint. Around 22 I founded PETAL: People for the Ethical Treatment of All Life. I now serve mankind by attempting to do as little as possible for it at all times.
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