Honey, before you go out to play golf today there are a few items of business that you need to get done:

1) Break down the cardboard boxes in the garage

2) Hang the mirror above the fireplace

3) Put together my new desk in the office

4) Change at least two diapers

5) Tighten all the knobs on the kitchen cupboards

6) Replace the bedroom light switches with dimmers

7) Adjust the toilet so it quits running

8) Drive the kids to swimming lessons

9) Take me out to dinner and a movie!

And don’t even think about saying you do not have the proper tools because I just got a nice little set from Tanga.com; complete with a How-To manual. Now get busy mister!