My fellow Americans,

My name is Charlton Heston and I am the former president of the National Rifle Association. I am here to tell you that the law-abiding citizens of the United States of America are entitled to own a rifle, pistol, shotgun or Airsoft Gun. That right, put simply, shall not be infringed!

For those of you who have never owned a real gun before, I suggest you take baby steps and buy an Airsoft Gun (or six) from Tanga.com today. These realistic air guns shoot tiny 6mm plastic pellets. From there, you can practice knocking down small cans and punching holes through paper targets. Rumor has it that the boys at Tanga.com were shooting each other over a 100 foot range in their warehouse – those crazy kids. Once you get used to shooting these airguns, it won’t be long before you are buying a real rifle and shooting Bambi for food storage!

Now, you need to take care not to allow children to play with these toys as they are for ages 14 and up.

I can promise you this: if the government tries to take away my Airsoft Gun, they will have to pry them from my cold, dead hands!