Real email sent to Hannspree from TangaMonkey:

To Whom It May Concern:

I LOVE your crazy TV sets! In fact, I own 5 of them! I bought the Semitruck, the Crab, the Monkey, the adorable Dog and now I just purchased the Blue and Pink Elephant – my favorite so far! I am running out of places in my 600 sq ft apartment to place all of these TV sets and you should see my DirecTV bill – it’s well over $25 a month now.

Would you ever consider making a series of TVs that are in the shape of body parts? You could have one be in the shape of an elbow. People would come over and ask “what is that?” and I would say “That’s my elbow TV!” It would be a great conversation starter. I would walk over and grab the fleshy part of the TV and bend it at the “elbow” to adjust it so my friends could have a better viewing angle.

I don’t think I would want one in the shape of a bummy or other private parts but I’m sure that others would think that was cool. Especially people who watch bad movies on their TVs. It would kinda fit the whole theme of the bummy TV and the bad movies. I personally only watch G rated movies on the Crab, Monkey, Dog and Elephant and up to PG-13 movies on the Semitruck. I know that most people would watch R movies on the Semitruck but my Semi only hauls games and toys to large department stores in the Western US and only during the Christmas rush.

Anyway, let me know if you are planning on making any body-part TVs today if possible as I’m about ready to make a different purchase if you don’t have those plans!

Best,
Dennis Hensley

Response:

Dear Dennis,

Thank you for your email. First of all, thank you so much for purchasing
Hannspree products! We are sorry that there is no plan to make any body part TV for Hannspree series. However, if there is any new design coming up, you can always find them on http://www.hannspree.com/us.

Sincerely,
www.hannspree-usa.com