“Different day, same story. Dell, Sony, HP – all want to go back to XP! Can you believe that crap? Just because they are spending 3-times more on tech support with their Vista machines, now they all want to go back to an old crappy operating system like XP. Hey Melinda! Will you go get me my violin so I can play some sad music while I listen to this garbage? Boo hoo, boo hoo. Hopefully Balmer has the nads to keep them using Vista until we can get our patch out next year.

Being the richest guy in the world is great however. I get to think of something, snap my fingers and have it appear within days. Take for example the Abcron MP3 Foam Memory Travel Pillow from Tanga. I visit that site every night just to make sure I don’t miss out on any cool deals. The last time they had an Abcron foam pillow I bought it and now Melinda thanks me every night. She just plugs it in to her favorite Zurd MP3 player, uh, I mean Zune MP3 player, and she drifts off to sleep with the sounds of her favorite music.

So when I heard that Tanga was going to sell a travel version of this pillow, I jumped in and bought the maximum number! Now I have one for each of my private jets. When the jet rolls down the runway, I plug in my travel pillow and drift off to sleep to the sounds of Bette Midler. I love you Tanga!”