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  1. Posted on May 26, 2011

    Views: 2,936

    Tanga Caption Contest Week 10: 5/25 - 6/1



    Do you think you can come up with a funny caption for this picture? Post it in the comments below.

    The author of the caption which we deem the funniest will win $25 in Tanga Cash!

    Check back each Wednesday night at 6:30pm PDT to see the winner and the next caption contest!




  2. Posted on May 25, 2011

    Views: 2,923

    T-Shirt Favorites Week!


    Our customers have spoken and we have listened! We are bringing back seven of everyone’s favorite t-shirts from our past!

    Starting tonight, Tanga will present one favorite t-shirt every day for the next seven days!

    Missed out the first time? Want to order 15 more of your favorite shirt? Check back each night to see the next t-shirt and to grab the deal!


  3. Posted on May 25, 2011

    Views: 3,203

    Favorite Shirt Week!

    Check back tonight at 7pm PDT to see the start of the Favorite Shirt Week! Which ones do YOU want to see?


  4. Posted on May 24, 2011

    Views: 2,788

    Puzzlethon Winner!

    24 puzzles in 24 hours. A daunting task that only 137 of you completed. And from that swarm of sleepy, spent solvers, the Tanganite who emerged victorious
    (aka was the name my random number generator landed on), was…

    aremley!

    Congratulations, you win the leatherette Tanga Point storage/organization satchel!

    And to the rest of you… yes, badges will be coming. Be patient.


  5. Posted on May 18, 2011

    Views: 3,510

    Tanga Caption Contest Week 9: 5/18 - 5/15



    Do you think you can come up with a funny caption for this picture? Post it in the comments below.

    The author of the caption which we deem the funniest will win $25 in Tanga Cash!

    Check back each Wednesday night at 6:30pm PDT to see the winner and the next caption contest!




  6. Posted on May 17, 2011

    Views: 3,190

    Puzzlethon Details! Starts 5/21 - 5/22!

    Have you read Arnott’s post? You can read it here.

    We know a lot of our regular users don’t have actual lives outside of Tanga so we thought we would tempt more people into that category. Forget date night, forget bowling or a romantic dinner and come join your true friends and family here at Tanga for May’s 24-hour Puzzlethon!

    What the heck is a Puzzlethon you ask? It is 24 solid hours of OWW puzzles. If you complete them ALL within the 24 hour timeframe, you will be entered into a drawing for the holy grail of all prizes!

    When is it? The Puzzlethon starts Saturday, May 21st at 7pm PDT and does not end till 7pm PDT the following day, Sunday, May 22nd.

    Tell them what they will be entered to win, maestro!

    Been earning Tanga Points for so long they’re starting to pile up and crowd out your other possessions?

    No problem! When you complete all of the puzzles, your name will entered into a drawing to win the Puzzlethon, where ONE lucky Tanganite will win a limited edition leatherette Tanga Point storage/organization satchel!

    Here’s Maude Hendersonton, who was the first Tanganite to win a TPS/OS:

    “You know, it’s not like the TP’s were getting me down or anything. In fact, I wasn’t really aware of how they were starting to dominate my surroundings. My husband used to make comments once in a while.”

    “When are you going to do something with these damn things? They’re everywhere!”

    “Honey, I won them all! You should be proud of me! Besides, if I get 300,000 more I’ll be a toaster!”

    “Earth to Maude, we already have a toaster. Works fine. Used it just this morning.”

    “You weren’t listening! I’m gonna BE a toaster!”

    “Now that I have the TPS/OS I can keep all of my TP’s in one place without upsetting my husband. It has compartments for my laptop and anything else I need to keep protected! Plus with the convenient leather strap I can carry my TP’s and laptop wherever I go!”


  7. Posted on May 16, 2011

    Views: 3,215

    The <b><big>PUZZLETHON</b></big> Is Back!

    Hey, what are you doing this Saturday? Yeah, this Saturday, May 21, at 7pm, Pacific Time?

    Because we’re gonna publish 24 One Word Wonders – one every hour starting at 7pm – and if you wanna, maybe, I don’t know… solve ‘em all before 7pm on Sunday, May 22, well… we’ll probably throw your name into a virtual hat and then draw for some sort of prize thingie. Maybe even more than one, maybe. I mean, if you were interested or something.


  8. Posted on May 12, 2011

    Views: 4,226

    Tanga Caption Contest Week 8: 5/11 - 5/18



    Do you think you can come up with a funny caption for this picture? Post it in the comments below.

    The author of the caption which we deem the funniest will win $25 in Tanga Cash!

    Check back each Wednesday night at 6:30pm PDT to see the winner and the next caption contest!




  9. Posted on May 11, 2011

    Views: 3,866

    Results for $100 T-Shirt Idea Contest!

    The results are in!

    Tonight we will have the first winning shirt from our T-shirt Idea Contest up for sale! Yes – we know – this contest ended quite a while ago but we had LOTS of entries to sift through!

    So who are our three lucky $100 winners?

    1. “Lift here for six pack” – This lucky winner is Tvking

    2. “So…Do You Want Me To Break The Ice?” – This winner is Wizzdingo

    3. “Wanna know how I got an A in Chemistry?” – This winner is Bargellos

    A big Thank You and Congrats goes out to our three winners! You guys rock!

    Keep an eye out for upcoming contests and giveaways! We are just getting warmed up!


  10. Posted on May 9, 2011

    Views: 4,396

    Hey Tanga, It’s Almost Time to LOL

    Dearest Tanganites,

    One of the most popular parts of Tanga is our daily T-Shirt. And, with our here-today-gone-tomorrow approach, our shirts come and go at light speed.

    In fact, one of the most common questions we get goes something like this: Hey, a while back you had that really funny shirt, can I still get it? Also, are three stewed prunes too many or two stewed prunes too few?

    The Shirts Are Rising Up to Take Over the World!

    Tanga proudly introduces the newest member of the Tanga family – LOLShirts.com!

    LOLShirts will feature the funniest shirts we can come up with. Or if you’re funny and you send us an idea or two, it might feature the funniest shirts YOU can come up with!

    Coming Soon. Very Soon. Get in the Hula Hoop.

    We know that you’ll want to be part of this historic launch. Okay, so it’s not like the space shuttle or anything, but it’s a special launch to us.

    We’re putting the finishing touches on the site, but you might want to stay in the loop. Or the hula-hoop, which seems like a funner thing to get in and stay in.

    You can do that by signing up for LOLShirts’ newsletter right there on http://www.lolshirts.com. We’ll send you an almost-handwritten email letting you know when it opens.

    - The Tanga, errr, LOLShirts Team


  11. Posted on May 5, 2011

    Views: 3,374

    Tanga Caption Contest Week 6: 5/4 - 5/11



    Do you think you can come up with a funny caption for this picture? Post it in the comments below.

    The author of the caption which we deem the funniest will win $25 in Tanga Cash!

    Check back each Wednesday night at 6:30pm PDT to see the winner and the next caption contest!




  12. Posted on May 2, 2011

    Views: 3,083

    April's Spring 4 Deals Giveaway - Winner Announced!

    A huge congrats goes out to the winner of the April Spring-4-Deals Giveaway, Jenny-Jo T. from Sacramento, CA! She has won the trampoline and seems very excited to have won!

    Here is what she said:


    1. Have you pinched yourself? ‘Cause you might be dreaming…
    I sure hope I’m not dreaming, so I guess I better pinch myself!!

    2. Describe in full detail your “Happy Tanga Dance
    I am sooo excited, but I suppose it should be a super “Happy Tanga Jump” since that’s what we’ll be doing on our new trampoline! The very best part of winning this is that my son’s birthday is June 10th. I really wanted to win it so I could give it to him for his birthday. Now I can! He’ll be doing the biggest happy dance ever, thanks to Tanga!!

    3. After you put your trampoline together, what is the first thing you are going to do with it?
    Hello!! – Jump!! I’m sure my kids will beat me to it first, so I’ll be sure to pull out the camera and take lots of pictures!

    4. Do you have any final words for all those Tanganites that didn’t win this month’s giveaway?
    Oh my goodness – don’t give up!! Keep entering because it could be you next month. I honestly never thought I could win, but I did!!!


  13. Posted on May 2, 2011

    Views: 3,881


  14. Posted on Apr 29, 2011

    Views: 3,626

    Rewards for Reviews! - Winner Announced!

    Write a review about your Tanga experience and you could win a $50 Tanga Gift Card, too!

    A big thank you, gracias, hantalë, and congrats goes out to our first winner of Tanga’s Weekly Rewards for Reviews Sweepstakes Stacy B. from Plainview, New York.

    Stacybeep, your Tanga Gift Card has been issued!

    Want to get a piece of this weekly action?

    I can’t blame you because who doesn’t want a free $50 gift card just for leaving their opinion?!

    Follow this link to the information page and to enter your review for your chance of winning a $50 Gift Card EVERY week!


  15. Posted on Apr 29, 2011

    Views: 3,642

    Get to Know the Tanga Team: Arnott!

    We brought you Tanga Brad and we brought you POSIX – Tanga Joe’s Cat and now I am pleased to introduce a very big part of our Tanga Community – Arnott!

    1. What is your favorite neon-color?
    Electric Blue

    2. What’s the first thing you would do when you get into Las Vegas?
    Find out the operating hours for the Pinball Museum.

    3. Have you ever met any Tanganites outside of Tanga?
    Who hasn’t?

    4. Dish Network or Direct TV?
    TiVo (plus old school cable – no box!)

    5. What’s the first “One Hit Wonder” song that comes to mind and why?
    That Thing You Do, ’cause I like the movie.

    6. What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Already achieved: Me.

    7. Write a haiku on the spot… And GO!
    On the spot… and go
    Gee, Nate, what’s with these questions?
    One two three four five.

    (time: 30-40 seconds)

    8. Dog, Fridge, or Mountain Bike?
    Dog. And freezer.

    9. What do you do when you pretend to have a life outside of Tanga?
    Play boardgames, ride rollercoaters, search for frozen custard

    10. Your favorite movie before 1970?
    I’m not a “favorite movie” guy. Hard not to like His Girl Friday, or Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, or Casablanca, or Rear Window, or (just seen for the first time last year) Gone With the Wind (yes, I managed to avoid it all this time… damn, it was great), or Singin’ in the Rain, or It’s a Wonderful Life… but the “old” movie I often try to get people to see is The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer (1947), starring Cary Grant and Myrna Loy (and teen-age Shirley Temple, when she was rather attractive), and which won the Oscar for Sidney Sheldon’s screenplay:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0039169/

    11. Are you a good or lousy tipper?
    Very good. You want me at your station… just make sure you do you job.

    12. What vices do you have that get you through a bad day?
    TV & pizza

    13. Favorite TV Drama?
    Hmmm… see #10. But when pressed, seasons one through four (the Aaron Sorkin years) of The West Wing. The writing in some of those episodes actually gets me misty sometimes.

    14. Who is your favorite Tanga Team Member? ;)
    Uh… all of them? Yeah, that’s it.

    15. Last thing you made with your own two hands?
    Dinner.

    16. How many times have you seen “The Last Man?”
    LOL, too many!

    17. How many puzzles have you solved in under 15 seconds?
    Does it really matter?

    18. When was the last time you hand wrote something more than two sentences?
    Last week, actually. In my Letterboxing logbook.

    19. Pencil or pen?
    Pen: Uni•ball Micro blue

    20. How old is your inner-child?
    Just old enough, and just young enough.

    21. First fruit that comes to mind?
    Chili Pepper :)

    22. Pop, Soda, or Coke?
    Soda

    23. How many hours a day do you spend on Tanga in a week’s time?
    On average… around three.

    24. Who is your archenemy?
    No one. But I’m sure there are people out there who have made me their archenemy. I have a… “strong” personality.

    25. What is the one thing you can’t live without?
    Companionship. I could never live somewhere remote. I’m a total city boy.


  16. Posted on Apr 27, 2011

    Views: 4,133

    Tanga Caption Contest Week 6: 4/27 - 5/4



    Do you think you can come up with a funny caption for this picture? Post it in the comments below.

    The author of the caption which we deem the funniest will win $25 in Tanga Cash!

    Check back each Wednesday night at 6:30pm PDT to see the winner and the next caption contest!




  17. Posted on Apr 26, 2011

    Views: 5,214

    Tanga's Easter Egg Hunt is OVER! Winners Announced!

    Our Tanga Easter Egg hunt is over and the dust has settled and we have our winners!

    Winners:

    First Person to Complete! (The first person to find all 8 eggs and submit the correct answer will receive $25 Tanga Cash.)
    Nyriv1
    Happy Tanga Dance? “You don’t want to see it. I’d end up in a wheel chair.”

    Random Grand Prize Winner! (The random winner will receive a new Sonicare toothbrush – you know, to help you clean up after all those Easter sweets!)
    Buggy
    Happy Tanga Dance? “It is a dance I do that involves waving my arms in a strange fashion while keeping my legs perfectly still. I will be happy to record it and post it to youtube if I win something.” ( Go ahead and send us the link when it is on Youtube! )

    Find All Eight! (Second drawing with JUST the folks that could describe the locations of all the eggs)
    Brownie1
    Happy Tanga Dance? “I’d be screaming and jumping up and down. I’d probably end up doing a General Discussion Topic on it. lol”

    Congrats winners and congrats to those that were able to find all eight eggs. I’m glad they were all possible to find, after all!


  18. Posted on Apr 23, 2011

    Views: 3,568

    And...we're back!

    Well, hello there. We’re Tanga and we missed you.

    After being gone down due to a service outage (https://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=10150157847141699), it feels good to be back. Kinda like coming home to your nice soft blankie after being away on the road for awhile.

    You should know that the downtime was not a complete waste. It gave us a chance to review and subsequently implement policies and protocols that should help us prevent and/or reduce this type of outage in the future.

    Easter Egg Hunt Extended

    You’ve been asking about the Easter Egg Hunt (http://www.tanga.com/forum/blogs/tangas-easter-egg-hunt-is-on-chance-to-win-a-sonicare-toothbrush). Yes, we are going to extend it through Sunday night. So get out there and find those eggs!

    Products We Missed?

    You’ve also asked us if you missed any products. Well, the short answer is if we can still get them for you as great deals, you’ll see them on Tanga soon. In the meantime, we’re excited about the batch of deals we have going on right now and coming this next week.

    Thanks. We Mean It.

    Thanks for your patience during this outage. We’re admittedly catching up a little bit (on sleep especially for Tanga Joe) and we greatly appreciate your business. As Jerry Maguire said: You. Complete. Us.


  19. Posted on Apr 20, 2011

    Views: 3,171

    Tanga Caption Contest Week 5: 4/20 - 4/27



    Do you think you can come up with a funny caption for this picture? Post it in the comments below.

    The author of the caption which we deem the funniest will win $25 in Tanga Cash!

    Check back each Wednesday night at 6:30pm PDT to see the winner and the next caption contest!




  20. Posted on Apr 14, 2011

    Views: 2,765

    Arnott Sprung for Spring

    Hey, Gang,

    I’ll be away from Tanga until around April 25th. So everyone play nice… but see renfurdson if there are any problems :)


  21. Posted on Apr 13, 2011

    Views: 3,889

    Tanga Caption Contest Week 4: 4/13 - 4/20



    Do you think you can come up with a funny caption for this picture? Post it in the comments below.

    The author of the caption which we deem the funniest will win $25 in Tanga Cash!

    Check back each Wednesday night at 6:30pm PDT to see the winner and the next caption contest!




  22. Posted on Apr 11, 2011

    Views: 2,873

    Results for Lucky Charms and Scratchers Giveaway - Announced!

    I’ll go ahead and just cut straight to the point and not leave you guys waiting any longer.

    A huge CONGRATS goes out to our winner of our March giveaway! We emailed our winner: Kathy P. from Verona, New Jersey (you can check out her Tanga Page: KMP50 )and she replied with the following answers to our questions!

    #1- How incredibly excited are you to eat nothing but Lucky Charms for the next 52 weeks?
    I may give some of them to the food pantry in nearby Montclair, NJ – no funny, I know, but there’s just so much magically delicious one person’s family can deal with.

    #2- How many hours a day do you plan to exercise to work off your 52 boxes of cereal?
    0 – I am fat and happy. I’m also too old to start a program like that.

    #3- When you hit the jackpot with your scratchers, are you going to share some of it with us?
    Maybe, depends on how big the win is….

    #4- How many boxes of the Lucky Charms Cereal do you think you can eat in one sitting?
    Two – it depends on milk or no milk

    #5- Please describe in full, explicit, and embarrassing detail about your “Happy Tanga Dance” and what you would do if somehow it was taped and put on YouTube?
    “I Won’t Dance”
    Frank Sinatra – or imagine him, at least…
    I won’t dance, don’t ask me
    I won’t dance, don’t ask me
    I won’t dance Madame with you
    My heart won’t let my feet do things that they should do

    You know what, you’re lovely you know what, you’re so lovely
    And you know what you do to me
    I’m like an ocean wave that’s bumped on the shore
    I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor

    When you dance, you’re charming and you’re gentle
    Specially when you do the Continental
    But this feeling isn’t purely mental
    For heaven rest us, I’m not asbestos
    And that’s why I won’t dance, why should I?

    I won’t dance, how could I?
    I won’t dance, merci beaucoup

    I know that music lead the way to romance
    So if I hold you in arms I won’t dance

    I won’t dance, don’t ask me
    I won’t dance, don’t ask me
    I won’t dance Madame with you
    My heart won’t let me feet do things that they want to do

    You know what, you’re so lovely, ring a ding-ding, you’re lovely
    And you know what you do to me
    I’m like an ocean wave that’s bumped on the shore
    I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor

    When you dance, you’re charming and you’re gentle
    ‘Specially when you do the Continental
    But this feeling isn’t purely mental
    For heaven rest us,
    I’m not asbestos
    And that’s why I won’t dance, I won’t dance

    I won’t dance, merci beaucoup
    I know that music leads the way to romance

    So if I hold you in arms I won’t dance

    Congrats again, Kathy! Your YEAR SUPPLY OF LUCKY CHARMS and your $100 WORTH IN AZ SCRATCHERS will be on their way shortly!!

    Make sure and check out our current giveaway: Tanga’s SPRING 4 Deals Giveaway! for your chance to win a TRAMPOLINE!


  23. Posted on Apr 8, 2011

    Views: 10,319

    Get to Know the Tanga Team: POSIX - Tanga Joe's Cat

    If you remember last time – we highlighted Tanga Brad. If you didn’t get a chance to check it out you should! Just click HERE

    Since everyone enjoyed it last time – we thought it would be appropriate to highlight someone very special in the life of one of our Tanga Team Member’s life:


    Meet Tanga Joe’s cat, POSIX!

    I sat down with Tanga Joe’s cat and she had a lot to share. Here are the notes from that discussion:

    So, POSIX, what a very unique name. What does it mean?
    It is short for Portable Operating System Interface Ten.

    1. Scratch Post or Catnip?
    Scratch post, not a big fan of catnip.

    2. What are your thoughts on Garfield’s success?
    He’s inspiring. I’m a fellow fan of meat and cheese (particularly beef jerky).

    3. In your work, have you noted any acceleration of quantum decay processes by frequent observations?
    Nope..

    4. Does Tanga Joe scratch you in all the right places?
    Oh god, yes. I’m getting all loud thinking about it.

    5. How many fingers am I holding up?
    I can’t count. :(

    6. How many lives do you have left?
    1.

    7. What time is best for naps?
    After breakfast. Before lunch. After lunch. Pre snack. After snack. After dinner.

    8. Are there any curse words in “Cat” that we should be made aware of?
    I show disapproval by rotating my ears 1 cm back.

    9. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
    Depends.

    10. If you were a character from the ABC show LOST, which one would you be and why?
    I have similar eyes to this guy- View POSIX’ dreamy eyes But my nature is more inline with Hurley.

    11. What’s your worst pet peeve about Tanga Joe?
    He kicks me out of bed and cheers when the small people chase me.

    12. What do you do when no one is home?
    Sleep. The best is when I can squeeze into high places so they don’t get me.

    13. Who is your favorite author?
    Donald Lewine’s not bad.

    14. Do you sing in the shower?
    I took a shower. Once. The sounds I made were not of this earth.

    15. Soda or Pop?
    Water, please.

    16. American Idol or Dancing With The Stars?
    What?

    17. If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go?
    Heaven. The last dog to enter my house rolls over at the site of me, I see no reason why we can’t co-exist.

    18. iPhone or Android?
    iPad. Look how much fun this is!

    19. What makes you have a bad day?
    Slow food serving.

    20. How many puzzles have you solved on Tanga?
    on what?

    Thanks for taking time out of your busy nap schedule to meet with me.


  24. Posted on Apr 7, 2011

    Views: 3,597

    Mommy's Day is in May - Grab a Gift - Don't Delay!

    Your mom may or may not have gone to college – but there is no excuse for procrastinating in getting a gift for her special day. It shouldn’t be a shock that Mother’s Day is just around the corner because, well, it’s the same Sunday every year. So go ahead and wipe that bewildered look off of your face because as always, Tanga’s got your back.

    From kitchen gadgets and cookware to soft robes, chocolates, and heart necklaces. Tanga did it again and brought our Tanganites great gifts and prices that everyone can afford! But hurry fast because these deals won’t last very long!

    Where can you find these great gifts? Just click the blue “Save” button up top and it will take you directly onward to tonight’s Mother’s Day Gifts.

    For all of our mother’s out there, if you find something you just LOVE – remember to send your kids an email! You can forward the nightly update with just a little note attached – “Remember, sweetheart, my day is coming up so don’t start slacking.”


  25. Posted on Apr 7, 2011

    Views: 4,438

    Tanga Caption Contest Week 3: 4/7 - 4/13



    Do you think you can come up with a funny caption for this picture?

    Post it in the comments below. The author of the caption which we deem the funniest will win $25 in Tanga Cash!

    Check back each Wednesday night at 6:30pm PDT to see the winner and the next caption contest!




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